by NotAWhore November 1, 2013
Get the leather daddy mug.Sitting on leather seats with bare skin on a hot day is asking for trouble. When you attempt to rise from the seat, you have to rip your skin from the surface that it has practically merged with, thus giving yourself a painful Leather Flaying experience. If you're lucky, you won't have made full body contact. Having sex on a leather sofa is a big mistake. 50% of the gasps and moans will be of pain as you tear your body away, leaving 6 layers of skin behind.
"Your back looks all sunburnt, Jim"
"It's not, I was shagging Vicky on the sofa and got a serious leather flaying"
"It's not, I was shagging Vicky on the sofa and got a serious leather flaying"
by MagickDio March 7, 2010
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The part of a soft leather belt that hangs down in front of a man's pant zipper; usually 3-6 inches of excess belt due to either the man's laziness or cheapness to buy a correct-fitting belt.
Jim came out of the bathroom and forgot to tuck his belt into the belt loop, which resulted in an impressive six inch leather dick.
by Twogeniuses September 25, 2011
Get the Leather dick mug.A superhero so unique and so awesome you'd want to throw yourself off a building with a nuke in your backpack just to meet him. He wears a gimp mark and several bondage s&m type items as his uniform and carries 2, yes TWO 18 inch rubber dildos as weapons. His adventures can be found on YouTube created by a man known only as Lordofquim. Makes kickass look like kindergarten!
Faster than a speeding butt plug.
stronger than a double strength Viagra.
Not quite able to leap tall buildings, but he will twat you with a huge rubber cock!
He is... Leatherclad!
stronger than a double strength Viagra.
Not quite able to leap tall buildings, but he will twat you with a huge rubber cock!
He is... Leatherclad!
by justafan72 October 2, 2013
Get the leatherclad mug.A kickass Splatter Funk band made up of Basim Usmani on fretless bass and vocals, Mike Orifice on guitar and Lindsay Champagne on drums. Go check them out.
"Need a hand? I won't refuse!
To help you, help you
Tie the noose
Kick the chair to let you loose
Oh my dear my heart beats true
As you as you swing'n swing'n swoosh"
-suburban holocaust
To help you, help you
Tie the noose
Kick the chair to let you loose
Oh my dear my heart beats true
As you as you swing'n swing'n swoosh"
-suburban holocaust
by ClockworkRose December 19, 2004
Get the Malice in Leatherland mug.One who carries the Leisher genes, or has married into the bloodline. Often incredibly flatulent and laid back individuals who genuinely value their family. A good sense of humor is required to truly and fully appreciate this fun and peculiar group. Not to be confused with Lesher, Fleisher, Leischer, Leischner, Leishner, etc.
by (Firstname) Leisher October 27, 2020
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