Lava Leyva

A creature that has an extremely attractive younger sister. This creatures main defensive/offensive maneuver is the quick, but deadly 'shin kick'. It is known to dispense bricks on command. Be sure not to play the doctor who theme around this creature, or it will become enraged. 'Shin kicking' will ensue. It is commonly found in the Sonoran desert.

Wow! You dispense bricks. You're a regular Lava Leyva!

Don't kick my shins! Are you some sorta Lava Leyva!

Guy 1: *Doctor Who Theme*
Guy 2: Stop or I'll ring your neck!
Guy 1: okay…Lava Leyva

by Zsaszrael October 15, 2016

Sweaty Lava

When you have sex with a girl in a hot tub on her period.

I found out Suzie was on the rag, so I took her to the hot tub for some sweaty lava action.

by KMAC1219 May 30, 2016

Lava nuts

Human testicles on fire

I got out of the hot tub and I feel like I got lava nuts

by Bobbies124 September 8, 2020

lava cake

the sexual act of eating someone’s ass, specifically black dudes while he has chronic diarrhea.

the lava cake was worse than i ever seen, but it still turned me on.

by the bald seagull October 28, 2019

lava throat

When you smoke marijuana and the inside of you're throat is on fire. When you swallow it feels like lava.

"Dude, I have cotton mouth so bad!"
"Bro, I have lava throat!"

by HighOne November 12, 2013

Lava Cake

An Island girl's pussy.

Best thing about going to those Tropical vacation spots is getting some lava cake. Mmmmm.

by Oneironauts July 11, 2012

Lava Party

A dance party where the floor turns into hot lava and party participants need to jump on sofas, tables and other furniture.

Everyone get up on some tables and shit...the floor has turned into HOT LAVA.....LAVA PARTYYYYYYYY!!!!

by Ninja Crayonz August 29, 2010