Kristen

Kristen is hands-down the highest level of human being you can possibly ever achieve. SHe has unlimited HP and has FIVE moves instead of four. Her type 1 is awesome and type 2 is genius. Her attacks are as follows: GEEK OUT. 647328 Damage. AIR BEND. Infinite damage. DUPLICATE. N/A damage. Attack multiplies her fucking awesome existence. AVADA KEDAVRA.

All and all, she's fucking kill you. And she's basically a ninja with unquestionable knowledge about Pokemon and Kingdom Hearts.

Kid 1: "Dude, I think I battled THE Kristen ... Or at least attempted to."

Kid 2: "YEAH. I heard she's climbin' in yo' windows, snatchin' up yo' people."

Kid 1: Word. Kristen - raped.

Kid 2: *just killed by Kristen in a ninja manner*

by 6RAM9 December 11, 2010

kristen dunst

it's kirsten, not kristen

see: kirsten dunst...either way, she still looks like she smells

by maculate February 6, 2005

Krista

A very beautiful woman, breathtaking and she knows it. Holds a grudge forever and never forgets you when she is mad. Hard not to love her She is unforgettable. She has a perfect face and body. She is very vain but worth all the trouble to get close to her. She is easy to make blush and loves to be told how cute she is. Perfect booty.

I yelled at her when she was 12 and 7 years later she is still mad at me, such a Krista.

by iamno1atall April 4, 2010

Krista

A sweet girl with a nice ass for a white girl can be a total bitch sometimes but it depends on her mood. Hates hoes. Don’t fuck with her cause she’ll rock your shit, make sunshine turn to darkness, Boom boom pow shit ,I REPEAT DO NOT FUCK WITH HER. Those teeth will turn to dentures.!!!

Don’t fuck with a Krista

by William parmazean May 19, 2018

Krusty

The clown from the Simpsons.

Hey hey hey! It's Krusty's Komedy Kontraption....wait a minute....

by Rob Templin February 13, 2003

kristen

amazing

Ramen noodles are so kristen.

by Elliot492 October 19, 2008

Kristen Wiig

A very talented comic American actress.

One of the strongest performers currently on Saturday Night Live and among the funniest women in the show's history/Hollywood/the world.

Popular characters include Target Lady, Sue, Penelope and Aunt Linda.

Girl: Kristen Wiig's my idol. Did you catch her impression of Nancy Pelosi the other night on SNL?
Boy: No, should I?
Girl: Yes. Watch everything related to her on Youtube. You'll fall in love in no time.

by Maebe3 March 13, 2011