Kroger

Describes poor quality. The word is derived from Kroger Stores. The motto is "Quality Garanteed". It is a sarcasim.

Man, that car is Kroger! or My bike tire fell of again! This thing is Kroger.

by Andrew Thompson 620 October 19, 2008

Jacob Kronert

A jacob Kronert is typically described as an abomination to the doughnut industry. He looks like a hybrid between a penguin and a walrus which explains why he walks like a penguin with diarrhea and creates earthquakes like a walrus.

watch out for that Jacob kronert guy he might steal your doughnut

by jkfbwje November 13, 2019

A kronenbourg a.k.a 1664

A kronengourg a.k.a 1664 is a woman who looks 16 from the back but 64 from the front.

Her at the bar was in last night, she is a proper a kronenbourg a.k.a 1664.

by Duke smurf June 13, 2021

kroger branded

When one settles for the generic instead of the genuine article. Used primarily when a guy goes for an easy girl.

i.e. " Matt totally Kroger branded that deal when he started dating her"

" Dude, don't kroger brand that, shes got bigger arms than you do!"

by Daniel Holbrook August 24, 2008

Kroger Hoosiers

People who claimed themselves to be huge fans of Indiana University Bloomington, albeit never attend the University itself, and got their IU merchandise from their local Kroger. This is similar to Walmart Wolverines.

See those tailgaters around 17th Street? Well, I believe some of them are Kroger Hoosiers

by McValimoMadness December 27, 2017

Krinè

Krinè is a smart , gorgeous, caring , lovable young woman.

I love love to have my Krinè next to me so we can cuddle and watch TV.

by Lonely clown May 21, 2018

kroger

an annoying neighbor you are hoping will sell their land and leave so someone you would be able to enjoy visiting can purchase it and move closer to you

After the closing, Kroger is going to turn off the loudspeakers they use to blast self congratulatory propaganda onto their brown cement floor off and temporarily pause their arbitrary reshuffling of merchandise to mark up prices and relocate to a place that contains people who haven't yet figured out it is worth the effort to drive around them to get to a decent store.

by PhDConsumer June 11, 2018