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krabby patty

1) parents call their children this when the child is being grumpy. I find it annoying.

2) the object on spongebob that plankton is always trying to get. he always fails, I say just give up.
1) "quit being such a krabby patty."
"shut up mom."

2) "curse you mr. krabbs!"
by butterflier95 March 20, 2010
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knobby

a quality in a female that compares her to a doorknob because "everyone has a turn"
I heard that girl hooked up with 7 guys at some party. She's knobby for sure.
by whua October 29, 2009
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knobbling

The act of rubbing ones penis discreetly in public. Can be performed outside or inside the pants. Can be a short knobble or a longer rub and stroke. Different from masterbation as the intent is not to reach climax, but instead more like scratching or rubbing yourself lightly between pleasurable short term rubbing near or on the erogenous zone. Often performed on a couch, often while watching TV, usually in the company of men but not always.
Damien is knobbling while watching Fox Sports again, I can smell it from here.
by old man peterson January 15, 2015
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dingle knobber

One who enjoys titillating, caressing and sucking on the flaccid penis and balls of a person possessing a substantially lower IQ. Dingle knobbers often engage in odd behaviour with the other person’s genitalia; such as knocking or slapping the suckee’s balls together to make noise.
“Dude, I don’t want to hang out with Bruce anymore.”
“Why?”
“He is such a dingle knobber. He tried making music with Crazy Carl’s balls.”
“Whataweirdo.”
by monker December 20, 2007
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Door Knobber

Where one uses the mail slot on a door as a makeshift glory hole to receive fellatio.
Man, I got the best door Knobber last night.
by Cheese Jockey July 23, 2020
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Knobbly Penis

Dr Eamonn O'Neill, Lecturer, Department of Computer Science, University of Bath, England
This man is a twat and a cock at the same time, which somehow combines to make him the definition of "Knobbly Penis"
by hohoho January 13, 2004
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