klapsomounis

Greek for a crying pussy. Used for afeminate, gay behaviour or people. Much like the western use of pussy but much stronger.

"Antonaki mou, you really are a fuckign klapsomounis".

by kinezos kamaki May 13, 2005

klaasbooking

The practice of posting random, off-the-wall comments to one’s status in an underhanded attempt to provoke others into an otherwise senseless, yet humorous, conversation or debate. Of course, it could be humorless and meaningless altogether.

...isn't ready for this busy week. Or for it to be February already.

...was starting to feel like I was ready for a dog. Then I witnessed one have its toenail too closely snipped tonight. And the blood that ended up all over the living room floor was enough to make me wait a few more years.

...isn't really jealous of Mark or Mike's five-year pins. Guess I'm just Klaasbooking again.

by ihavenoklaas February 4, 2010

klasompaniera

klasompaniera means you are very beautiful person.

-you are my klasompaniera
-thank you:)

by fartbath April 22, 2021

klapdownie

You use this to name someone who is a little bit weird, but also sometimes to make fun of someone, or as a joke.

1: Hey klapdownie,

2: auw that's so not nice you bitch

by Fioreaete June 13, 2022

Klansman

When a man is orally pleasing a woman and he makes it a point to suck extra hard on the clitoris resulting in a point created by the vacuum, if done correctly the top of which looks white like a Klansman standing straight up.

Last night I went down on that girl I met at the bar, I got so into it I gave her a Klansman...

by gocolts18 February 14, 2012

klaus

Similiar to cockblock. When your friend kills you chance with a girl.

When your friend kills you chance with a girl. HE klaused you. From the name Klaus Von Bulen the killer.

by elmagneto December 18, 2003

klaus

when someone says something extremly stupid or dumb

”isn’t New York the capital of the United States”
”man he really did a Klaus”

by Drag0ns1ay3er013 June 18, 2020