kernodule

Kernodule;
ˈkur-näjo͞ol/ Noun

The mysterious bits of random fried shrapnel you find in an order of french fries or fried chicken.

I almost chipped my damn tooth on a kernodule from the bottom of that bag of fries!

by crowbar1115 December 26, 2018

Kernalz

Kernalz- A group of nocturnal animals existing in the same habitat who choose to co-exist during night, hunting on diurnal animals and generally staying out of each other’s way. Specifically while foraging and hunting during the night.

I wouldnt stay at that campsite a second night after hearing the array of Kernalz seemingly stalking me from all sides.

Our sweet little bunny , “Fluffy” escaped last night. I’m sad to say she didn’t stand a chance against the Nocturnal Kernalz that awaited her .

by Billidox August 18, 2019

Kernt

The spelling of ‘currant’ or ‘current’ for those who are of the elite.

Oh is that Mi Wadi black Kernt. Or what’s going on in Kernt affairs.

by ShrekPeen13 October 9, 2021

kernigemy

a kernigemy is the best dog in the world, and is the bestest friend a person could ever ask for.

my little kernigemy is the absolute best

by awoodieee September 4, 2022

kernella

Kernella is a very smart, talented, good looking girl. She is the best girlfriend material and for some reason always smells nice. I want Kernella in my life.

Hey! Have you seen Kernella today? I haven't seen or heard her. The place has been extremely quiet and she hasn't made me laugh for the day.

by Kettleer February 5, 2023

TP kernels

bits of toilet paper left on ones ass, after wiping too hard

rice sized rolls of toilet paper

As she was about to toss my salad, she said no way, because of the TP kernels in the way

If you see someone itching their ass, say "TP Kernels?"

by gsxmaer September 6, 2010

Spooge Kernel

When sperm clumps up into globs on your body hair, usually in a warm shower or bath.

Jim spent fifteen minutes cleaning spooge kernels out of his pubes after a lengthy wank in the bathtub.

by DjurassicDJake January 13, 2022