Kelvin

Kelvin in the best

Dude! Kelvin is the best

by randomdude2004 November 24, 2021

Keling

When one climbs through the back of a carcass of a recently deceased beached whale and climb up to the blow hole then jumping out with fireworks attached to your arms

Boy 1: Mate I've got to go to court, I'm getting sued by WWF for keling

Boy 2: Brilliant!

by ZAINZAC November 7, 2012

kelbi

The larval state of an old crazy cat lady.

You got another kitten? You're becoming such a Kelbi!

by Twosheds Jackson December 18, 2016

Kelin

A bald headed dyke who dresses and looks like a boy , also her feet stink

Hey isn’t that kelin ?
Yup her feet sure do stink

by I got da dwip July 9, 2019

keblin steemer

The act of taking a shit on a woman's chest and eating the shit off of the woman's chest

I took a keblin steemer on my sisters friend

by Therealansweresomefromme16935 November 27, 2014

Kelvin Clam Chowder

The act of vomiting into a vagina and proceeding to eat the vomit out of said vagina.

Kelvin was going down on some skank he hooked up with at bar time , when he suddenly felt ill and vomited. In order to continue having sexual relations with this skank he acted as if nothing had happened and ate the vomit out of her vagina while simultaneously creating the recipe for Kelvin Clam Chowder.

by Master Bradford June 22, 2016

kelvin de jong

He is a man with no loyality, he is a man wo lover women, he is a man with a Nice head, he is a man Who can help you in impossible times , Kelvin de jong fixed die meids

Kelvin de jong, is a men from his word

by Stoppen February 25, 2017