A guy that no matter how many women love him, no matter how pretty he is, no matter how many over-the-hill milfs he dates, will Never be able to act.
No ladies, we don't hate him because we're jealous. We hate him because he's a no-talent dumbass and we're sick of it. Y'know, the same reason you all hate Pamela Anderson.
No ladies, we don't hate him because we're jealous. We hate him because he's a no-talent dumbass and we're sick of it. Y'know, the same reason you all hate Pamela Anderson.
Did you hear about the movie Cameron Crowe was set to direct, starring Kirsten Dunst? They gave Ashton an audition and he was so bad they never called him back. Absolutely true story, look it up yourself.
by Kyle September 7, 2004
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Child: Mommy, what's wrong with that monkey on the TV?
Mother: He's Ashton Kutcher. And I don't know, Billy. I don't know.
Mother: He's Ashton Kutcher. And I don't know, Billy. I don't know.
by FightClubber December 29, 2008
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The most beautiful girl you will lay eyes upon but she is not only pleasurable to gaze upon but also the most exciting person to be around. I cant remember a day in my life I havent adored her with every fiber of my being. She is the most caring, beautiful, smart, funny, and ticklish person you will ever meet. Commonly referred to as "Princess" or "Kitten" which are terms of affection used by the one closest to her heart. She can easily put a smile on the face of anyone she chooses but thankfully reserves this amazing power for her "Boo" and only him. I absolutely adore this female to the fullest extent of anyone shes the only one for me and the only one i want.
Examples: "Katherine Hart is the most amazing girl Ive ever seen!"
"I know right! Shes the girl of my dreams."
"Yeah its too bad shes dating that Eric guy."
"Atleast he'll do anything to make her happy."
Examples: "Katherine Hart is the most amazing girl Ive ever seen!"
"I know right! Shes the girl of my dreams."
"Yeah its too bad shes dating that Eric guy."
"Atleast he'll do anything to make her happy."
by Your Boo May 26, 2014
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Person 1: Make sure to invite Katherine to the party.
Person 2: Whos Katherine?
Person 1: Omg dude shes AWESOME.
Person 2: Whos Katherine?
Person 1: Omg dude shes AWESOME.
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2. Extremely good song by Chicago based alternative rock band Kill Hannah.
2. Extremely good song by Chicago based alternative rock band Kill Hannah.
1. "Hi, my name's Katherine."
2. Daisy wishes her name was Katherine so she could pretend the Kill Hannah song was written about her.
2. Daisy wishes her name was Katherine so she could pretend the Kill Hannah song was written about her.
by NH3 November 12, 2007
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by your momma is mine January 22, 2014
Get the karcher mug.Katherine, an amazing girl who goes threw a lot she hides it so other people don’t have to worry about her. But when you see how sad she is, you’ll feel so bad. She puts the people she love and even people she doesn’t like before her. She I insure and she has big trust issues.
She loves to party and also happy around people. She tried harming herself and hides it, she tried leaving this world and hides it. She hates herself but she tries so hard to hide it.
She misses a lot of people. A lot people just used her and it hurts you know, she cry’s and just wants help. If you ever meet a do not let her go cause if you do you don’t know what she will do. Keep her happy
She loves to party and also happy around people. She tried harming herself and hides it, she tried leaving this world and hides it. She hates herself but she tries so hard to hide it.
She misses a lot of people. A lot people just used her and it hurts you know, she cry’s and just wants help. If you ever meet a do not let her go cause if you do you don’t know what she will do. Keep her happy
Tom: Bro did you see Katherine’s body, she is thicker then a snicker
Friend: Stop! She is really hurting lately, and what she needs is support not a cocky dude trying to get pussy
Tom: Jeez ok bye!
Friend: Stop! She is really hurting lately, and what she needs is support not a cocky dude trying to get pussy
Tom: Jeez ok bye!
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