Jumping Juice

Semen. The liquid produced by the man's member upon climax.

She gets my jumping juices flowing.

by gaijib3ta June 17, 2006

jumping the shark

A euphemism for masturbation.

"Man, Kyle's been in his room jumping the shark all night. What a loser."

by Deflator Mouse December 24, 2008

Jumping Us and Down

When you jump up with 2 or more people grab onto their shoulders and sit down in mid-air and land sitting.

Me and Kamel were jumping us and down and now our butts hurt.

by Woundedfrog December 13, 2007

Jumping Mooses

Jumping mooses originated from a girl called paige. Genuine animals that only cross her mind. Many people think this is a crazy rampage, serioulsy a jumping moose is brillinat. Just think about it and let the motion flow through your head.

paige; hey there a jumping mooses!
other; shit man thats some rad stuff

by PAY-G =] January 19, 2009

jumping retard

retard who likes to jump

that retards jumping, he must be a jumping retard

by jerryaayyyy March 8, 2009

Jumping the joke

When several people are listening to someone tell a joke and one idiot decides he needs to laugh out loud before the punchline. We all have at least one friend we know that is notorious for jumping the joke.

Dude: ''Look at Tom with that huge dumbass smile on his face.
Guy: ''You know exactly what he's up to. He's jumping the joke in T minus 10.

by Uggsly June 21, 2011

jumping cantaloupe

Cantaloupe, referring to a male, who is jumping, is a very attractive male. Stating that there is a jumping cantaloupe in the distance, says that there is an extremely attractive man without pointing them out completely thus making this certain person feel uncomfortable. Meant to be said discreetly, this method of pointing out some attractive helps your friends look at the good looking person you encountered without the embarrassment of actually pointing them out.

Scale: strolling cantaloupe: kinda cute ripe cantaloupe: gay jumping cantaloupe: hey uhhh you are super hot

friend 1: (whispers) hey look a jumping cantaloupe!
friend 2: WHERE!? actually, he looks a little ripe to me
friend 1: but at least he is strolling right?
friend 2: eeehh sure

by awesome town September 18, 2011