JP

Jiggly Puff. A girl that is very fat but thinks they are good at everything. They try to play sports but cannot because of their weight.

We nicknamed a girl “JP” because of how overweight she was

by Penisfucka December 10, 2019

jp

abbreviation for Jamaican patty. god-tier school lunch food item. may cause acid reflux for the rest of the day, but it's very worth it.

me: "yo whats for lunch?"
friend: "they got nuggies and jp's."
me: "lets go"

by skeggerton October 23, 2022

JP Stanley

1. A closet Nazi sympathizer (read: Nazi) who triggered a 300-comment thread of insanity by rabidly defending Pewdiepie, saying we didn't understand the "context," wasn't worth his career, etc.

2. Someone who blamed a murder victim for getting in the way of the murderer's car.

JP Stanley is pile of fucking garbage.

by nazissuck September 13, 2017

Neal JP

Hott hunk of a man who goes to CJHS. He is really hott and strong and funny and caring. Did I mention he's hott?

hes a neal jp alright

by neal jp December 2, 2003

JP

absolute cunt

"yo did u see jp"?, "no hes an absolute cunt"

by Stuka_Strika March 14, 2020

JP L

LARD WITH A GOOD PERSONALITY. ONLY WORDS IN HIS VOCABULARY IS RICH AND STARTING.

HEY JP L U ARE STARTING

by Jp know August 16, 2023

Jp

A corny shitty ass fuckin waste of human space. If you ever meet Jp be careful. You can usually smell the chlamydia from across the room :/. He’s grimy.

“Oh my god did you hear Jp gave ANOTHER girl chlamydia”

- “tell me something I don’t know”

by Jphater4L January 9, 2024