Joori is a disgusting dog that deserves no more than any average k9. If I think Joori is anything other than terrible then your wrong. If you think that Joori is loyal, corpngrats your stupid. As someone who knows a Joori, the best way to put them in their place is to grab them by the shirt and force feed them Shwarma.
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When The 1 to 10 scale isn't fine enough to capture all the subtle details of a man's sexiness.
A 12 dimensional compatibility scale with additional parameters for sex appeal and torque is required.
The sight of him makes your lower regions quiver and tingle in sheer anticipation.
You assume you must be asleep in his presence, because he is a dream come true... And because you feel slightly wet.
When The 1 to 10 scale isn't fine enough to capture all the subtle details of a man's sexiness.
A 12 dimensional compatibility scale with additional parameters for sex appeal and torque is required.
The sight of him makes your lower regions quiver and tingle in sheer anticipation.
You assume you must be asleep in his presence, because he is a dream come true... And because you feel slightly wet.
"Nah, he wont fall for a bad pick up line he is a Jnorth. It will take at least 2 or 3."
"Damn, that man is a Jnorth...I bet he can bend steal with his thighs."
"Damn, that man is a Jnorth...I bet he can bend steal with his thighs."
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Get the Jono Piccolo mug.The method used by the "Jono" to pick up the ladies. Nobody knows exactly how it is done, but there have been guesses as to what makes it so successful - such as being noisy as fuck and socialising like a boss. All that is known for sure is that when used correctly, the Jono Method works on almost everyone - blokes think he is the shit and girls are in love with him.
There have been rumours that he is now teaching his Method to a select few.
There have been rumours that he is now teaching his Method to a select few.
"Bro! Did you see those girls that Jono pulled the last few days?"
"Yeah mate, I tell you it's the Jono Method. It just works..."
"Yeah mate, I tell you it's the Jono Method. It just works..."
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