'shes living jolies life'
by buttwatcher646962 August 02, 2017
A girl that is smug, sassy, never smiles... who is all business and works against you, or has no interest in you talking to her... whether being jovial conversation or an advance. Word play off Anglina Jolie's name.
1.That bitch won't give me the time of day. She's a Sass-a-lina Jolie.
2. Come'on Sassalina Jolie, can I get a smile?
2. Come'on Sassalina Jolie, can I get a smile?
by Artartistablue April 08, 2016
when you watch over 200 films in the span of 3 months and you have an obsession with reviewing them on letterboxd
my friend called me crazy for following The Jolie Theory when honestly i’m just superior to them in every way tbh
by fanistonnn March 13, 2022
Jolie-Ann
Jolie-Ann is a really beautiful girl. She may be quiet when you first meet her but once you become her friend she is very talkative and funny. You won't regret meeting Jolie-Ann. She always does her work in school and gets good grades in every class.
She cares about her family and friends. She is a swiftie. She loves to watch videos on her phone. She loves to hang out with her friends. Once you meet a Jolie-Ann don't let her go because you will regret it.
Jolie-Ann is a really beautiful girl. She may be quiet when you first meet her but once you become her friend she is very talkative and funny. You won't regret meeting Jolie-Ann. She always does her work in school and gets good grades in every class.
She cares about her family and friends. She is a swiftie. She loves to watch videos on her phone. She loves to hang out with her friends. Once you meet a Jolie-Ann don't let her go because you will regret it.
Jolie-Ann is a quiet
by Myprincess2706 November 20, 2023
Jolie-Ann
Jolie-Ann is a really beautiful girl. She may be quiet when you first meet her but once you become her friend she is very talkative and funny. You won't regret meeting Jolie-Ann. She always does her work in school and gets good grades in every class.
She cares about her family and friends. She is a swiftie. She loves to watch videos on her phone. She loves to hang out with her friends. Once you meet a Jolie-Ann don't let her go because you will regret it.
Jolie-Ann is a really beautiful girl. She may be quiet when you first meet her but once you become her friend she is very talkative and funny. You won't regret meeting Jolie-Ann. She always does her work in school and gets good grades in every class.
She cares about her family and friends. She is a swiftie. She loves to watch videos on her phone. She loves to hang out with her friends. Once you meet a Jolie-Ann don't let her go because you will regret it.
I love Jolie-Ann
by Myprincess2706 November 20, 2023
A bad or old-looking person or a person who sleeps with a married person
Angelina Jolie is an overrated actress who was famous for sleeping with Brad Pitt when he was married to Jennifer Aniston
Angelina Jolie is an overrated actress who was famous for sleeping with Brad Pitt when he was married to Jennifer Aniston
by rio2002 November 23, 2021