Definitions by fanistonnn

The Faith Theory 

when you’re super indecisive and love to change your username, twitter layout, editing theme and mood every 15 seconds. you’re also obsessed with 20 different celebs and you grow an obsession for a new one every day and you use letterboxd like it’s your lifeline 👩 ❤️ 💋 👩

The Faith Theory is more of a problem than an actual Theory.

The Faith Theory by fanistonnn March 13, 2022

The Rania Theory 

when you’re the smart and most sensible one of an internet friend group and have a thing for 90s heartthrobs! examples include : christian bale, jennifer aniston and sandra bullock.

you were born in the wrong generation? omg you’re The Rania Theory!!

The Rania Theory by fanistonnn March 13, 2022

The Ella Theory 

when you’re the straightest of the group but have a thing for a woman named zooey or you’re in a discord group that watches movies BUT NEVER JOINS IN TO WATCH THE MOVIES!!!
you’ve also been kicked out of faniston twitter 😏

The Ella Theory is honestly the most unproblematic and most simple theory!

The Ella Theory by fanistonnn March 13, 2022

The Ceren Theory 

when you can’t decide if you want an actor *dead or alive* as a family member or someone you want to *redacted* you! 😫 examples include : cary grant or jennifer aniston.

or you just like using this 😏 emoji.

god I think The Ceren Theory has gotten to me!!!

The Ceren Theory by fanistonnn March 13, 2022

The Jolie Theory 

when you watch over 200 films in the span of 3 months and you have an obsession with reviewing them on letterboxd

my friend called me crazy for following The Jolie Theory when honestly i’m just superior to them in every way tbh

The Jolie Theory by fanistonnn March 13, 2022

MODULE 

jen aniston’s way of SIMPLY saying model before realizing its ACTUALLY model

this is not easy for you; you know if you’re not a MODULE
...0.5 seconds later...
"uh- A MODEL"

MODULE by fanistonnn March 16, 2019