jizerpul

A warm fuzzy blanket, or when a man jacks off and his dick burps while making a large cum bubble

I need a jizerpul, Share the jizerpul with me, Damn it I just jizerpuled in your hair

by Random, Ldub, aoomnef November 6, 2004

Jesus Jizzer

Religion-crazy believers, usually Christians. Those who can never shut up about how "great he is" and how everybody will go to hell who do not practically come about the Christian religion.

When one of our highly religious friends randomly start up an annoying, uncomfortable conversation of "how great church was last night" and how "my life was enriched by the holy saviour" ... by now Nic* & I just go: "dude, we don't jizz for jesus."
Henceforth, a Jesus Jizzer is the exaggerated word for jesus lover. It's like the Christian exaggeration for the word atheist is Devil Worshipper.
:P simple as that

by Zombie Apocalypse ;O March 21, 2011

jizzerable

adj- used to describe any person or situation one is very displeased by.

Did you see that broad? Jizzerable.

by zjism February 4, 2010

Jizzerific

When something is so great it makes you wanna Jizz all over the place.

Wow, that was so fucking jizzerific

by Miss Jizz March 13, 2005

jizzrespect

the act of humiliating someone by blowing a load on their face

you would think she would find a new crowd with the way we jizzrespect her all the time.

by queafbag December 12, 2010

Jider

Another word for gypsies, pikeys and travellers

Check out those Jiders over there half inching that scrap metal .....fucking Jiders

by Penrith81 October 12, 2018

whizzing jizzer

Synonym for "the helicopter"; a sexual act in which the male spins his penis (the "jizzer") in a manner resembling the rotating blades of a helicopter (the "whizzer").

- What's the matter, Julie? That time of the month again? I know something to cheer you up: whizzing jizzer!

- Hey bro, why the wet hands? Do the whizzing jizzer when you went to the mens' room?

by MacroPhallus October 30, 2012