jerking it

Masurbating
MSY-ing it
Yankin' the chain
Yankin' it

What are you doing?
Jerking it.
Cool

by A.A.A. June 16, 2006

Jerking

The act of chewing delicious beef jerkey either being of the teriyaki or peppered flavor.(Like Jesse Brings)

Hey bro, whats up?" "nothing much, just jerking" "oh man, i want some!

by Rlvers January 7, 2011

Jerking

The compilation of four dancing moves happening to a song. The first dance move is called 'The Jerk', in which someone rocks to the right and left while progressively getting lower and twisting their legs. The second dance move is called 'The Reject' and is commonly mistaken for jerking, while jerking is all four of these moves combined. The Reject involves picking up one foot off the ground, hopping forward with the other and falling back onto that foot which was picked up, then repeating this cycle while switching feet and keeping your body in the same place. The third move is called 'The Dip' and only involves bending your knees slightly and possibly moving from side to side. This is a kind of filler move, so you can recover from Rejecting or Jerking and still maintain high swag levels. The fourth and most difficult move is 'The Pin Drop'. To do this you deliberately roll one of your ankles so you begin to fall in that direction, than you catch yourself with your other foot, placed behind your knee on the lead falling leg. Once you have fallen and caught yourself, you can finish the move by standing up and spinning simultaneously to come up to a regular standing position. Many people believe that only African Americans can jerk, but that is not true. Anyone can jerk, they just need to practice and have fun with it.

If you watch the music video 'Teach Me How to Jerk' By Audio Push, you will see many examples of jerking at its greatest.

by Colin O'Breezy August 3, 2010

Jerking

Form of inner-city dance. Slowed form of dancing.

Stanky Leg and Spongebob fall under it!

Man 1:Hey you a jerk?

Man 2: Yeah, I jerk all day and night

Man 3:Jerk, jerk, jerk!

Man 2: Jerking in the club!

Man 1: Huh?

Man 3: What?

All: Jerk Jerk Jerk!

by II Haze May 6, 2009

jerbanger

One who is all that is Nu-Metal, a poser kid, wannna-be hardcore kid.

Dude that kid is such a jerbanger! He just comes to shows and jerbangs out.

by Bryan Proctor April 28, 2004

Jerking-the-Jonas

From the Greek word "Teh Jonahs Brotherz" meaning faggot, is the act of jerking off a male penis until ejaculation occurs.

Guy 1: i hear nick from the jonas brothers is gay.
Guy 2: I bet he is, he probably is Jerking-the-Jonas everyday with his faggot-ass brother Joe-testicles.

by Pspman July 15, 2009

jerkin in aus

'jerkin in aus' is the act of performing jerking ( a lame type of breakdancing) on the continent of Australia. This act is considered an embarrassment to western society, and is widely ridiculed especially by the lads of CCGS Though, there is a significant difference between 'jerkin in aus' and simply 'Jerking' in Australia. To truly be 'jerkin in aus' there are several requirements:
1. Your dad must be filming
2. You must be hated by 90% of people that know you
3. You must disgrace historic buildings
4. You must be a complete fucking Dickhead
5. You must love penis in and around your mouth
6. Your only friend must be an orc
7. You must suck at life
8. You must recover from each fall by shifting your weight to your right hand, suspending your legs in the air, and looking like a total shithead

There has been only one reported case of 'jerkin in aus'. It was uploaded to youtube on 23rd of November 2009. The video was widely ridiculed by the wide Australian community. Response has been overwhelmingly negative (with reason)

youtube.com/watch?v=lBOjZEqX9Xc&feature=fvst

below, the definition of lads, they took heckling this jerker to the next level.

youtube.com/watch?v=pJ-kET9HzMc

by wagawagan June 5, 2010