Richard Jefferson

A NBA basketball player who is pretty talented and good but He is the whitest Black guy I have ever heard speak. Like when I saw him I was like, this guy is gonna sound like a gangsta, and then he was like: "Well hypothetically speaking that is, we are gonna try to do our best and, just play as a team"
I almost fell off my couch, funniest thing ever.
And he's dating a white girl, so she must of had some influence on him, but lol just listen to him the next time he is having an interview... lol

an interview Richard Jefferson had with Norma Wyck
he sounded soooo white, and it took me by surprise

by Blackman 1212 May 14, 2007

Jeffery Dahmer

When wiping your butt after killing and eating your girlfriend

I haven't seen Wacheeta in 2 weeks since she went out with Rasheen, Have you seen her lately? No I think he Jeffery Dahmer'd her

by Paraleel October 14, 2011

Jefferation

A phrased yelled when you are owned utterly in the most epic random way.

Oh my god, where did that guy come from? fucking jefferation!

by Stanley Z. December 16, 2008

Jefferson Forest High School

Is a school full of Pot Heads. People who cant play sports. Sluttly whorish girls. And snotty rich kids. Has the highest STD and teenage pregnancy rate in Virginia.

"Hey Did you get any last night at that rich kid party? Yeahhh mann i got the slutty chick from Jefferson Forest High School, and I mean DAYUMM hopefully i didnt get an STD!"

by Chelsea Hudson and Josh Evans April 13, 2010

Jefferson City

The capitol city of Missouri.

I live in Jefferson City.

by tito3231 July 16, 2008

Jeffery

A super joint concoction including:

• Weed mostly
• Opium
• Heroin
• Crushed up E
• Clorox
• Morphine
• Some of it's unidentifiable
• And a bit of Angel dust

When the world slips you a Jeffery, stroke a furry wall.

by Goodgold1987 June 16, 2010

Thomas Jefferson

Thomas Jefferson founded The University of Virginia in 1819. UVA is the number two public school in the country and is ranked 23rd nationally at the same level as Georgetown. This beautiful school is rife with tradition and beauty. All one needs to do is walk around grounds on a spring day to see way all of the students at this storied institution love their school. The traditions at UVA are interesting and unique. From streaking the lawn down to the statue of Homer then kissing him on the bum and then running back up to the rotunda to say goodnight to Mister Jefferson to steam tunneling in the underground system of tunnels which brings heat to the buildings around grounds. Students here are committed to learning and improving the world around them. Some famous graduates of the University of Virginia include Katie Couric, Robert F. Kennedy, Tina Fey, Woodrow Wilson, and Tiki Barber. Students can be seen at all hours of the night at the 24 hour University library, Clemons, studying and writing papers. These students committed to excellence, have a no cheating, lying, or stealing policy institutionalized in the honor code and upheld by the honor committee. This single sanction code ensures Professors can trust their students and that students can trust each other. Those members of the University community who cannot abide by the honor code are removed from the University. Most students love the honor code however and would not get rid of something that makes their school unique. The University of Virginia is one of the best schools in the world and the premier undergraduate experience.

TJ was also the third president, he helped write the declaration, and he was the president under which the US bought half of its land mass (the Louisiana Purchase). He also had many other contributions. UVA is the best though.

Person One: Who is your favorite President?
Person Two: Thomas Jefferson
Person One: Why?
Person Two: I go to UVA. TJ's my homeboy

by UVAgirl March 12, 2009