Javier is the type of guy who eats alot and fucks bicthes like dudes fuck their dogs. Javier is normal the name of a fat guy who looks like biggie smalls and the normally the 2nd biggest in the group. He is usually the fun and quiet type unless he knows you. He is very kind and Mexican and will grow up to beat his wife because he’s drunk he loves and then has an affair with his new born son and goes to court to be proven guilty and then because the man of the yard house
Wife: Babe can you watch the kids while I breast feed our baby?
Husband: *Beats Wife aggressively*
Wife: Oh silly husband you being such a Javier!
Husband: *Beats Wife aggressively*
Wife: Oh silly husband you being such a Javier!
by John Lanthrope November 20, 2023
Get the Javiermug. Isaiah reeves someone who’ll only stand up for you only if dropped something for breaking into the bando that you only knew about fore you’re buddy that you let get humiliated in front of a bunch of black ppl that you could’ve prevented but you decided that I wasn’t your friend so I guess I’m the biggest fool thinking somebody actually cared about me other than acting like I’m an asshole fore being totally indifferent to your feelings of being disliked immensely for no reason but it was only a test of loyalty at the point and turned out there was none at any point
Is it me or does Javier escuella remind me of somebody I’ve met and I’ve actually bonded with on numerous occasions…. Oh well he’s an asshole anyway
by Wolf murder March 26, 2024
Get the Javier escuellamug. aka the cph. He swears he’s not a nerd, but deep down he knows he is. Javier is also your local pothead.
by Purplelesskoolaid November 3, 2019
Get the Javier (cph)mug. My husband Javier caban is the best thing that ever happened to me.. he’s amazing in every witch way, especially in bed
by Javi81 January 22, 2022
Get the Javier cabanmug. Definitely the boss of bosses, a Javier is the biggest alpha in the room. A machist and definitely can overpower and overcome any obstacle. He’s also mad packin in the sackin .
by Dr.Lang November 23, 2021
Get the Javiermug. A VERY homosexual male. Javier is a rainbow enthusiast!! He may call himself straight, but we all know that ain’t true. That little.. *gags* f.. ffaaa.. *throws up in mouth slightly*
sigh, faggot.
there.
Any way, if you ever know a Javier!! He is NOT an alpha!! I’d even say he’s an OMEGA.
sigh, faggot.
there.
Any way, if you ever know a Javier!! He is NOT an alpha!! I’d even say he’s an OMEGA.
Guy: Hey! Is that the gay omega?!
Lady: Oh no.. don't talk! He might hear you!!!!
Javier approaches the two looking PISSED AS HELL.
Javier: GRRRRRRR IM NOT GAY OR AN OMEGA!!! IM NOT GAY!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I HATE GAYS!!!!
he says as the world explodes due to his homosexuality
Lady: Oh no.. don't talk! He might hear you!!!!
Javier approaches the two looking PISSED AS HELL.
Javier: GRRRRRRR IM NOT GAY OR AN OMEGA!!! IM NOT GAY!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I HATE GAYS!!!!
he says as the world explodes due to his homosexuality
by irsyri July 18, 2024
Get the Javiermug. When you take a little kid by the name of javier and first give him a swirly while punching him in the balls, then find one hundred horse shits and make him bathe in it will having butt sex with a baboon.
by Condor12343 June 18, 2011
Get the The dirty javier dirtbagmug.