jail sequence
the common story heard of getting arrested sent to jail and assfucked my a 450 pound balding jew named joshua.
jail sequence by Big Fat J January 31, 2003
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Jail Ape
Jail Ape by Joke Of The Day 4 January 14, 2011
jail pocket
One's butthole, wherein which an individual can get away with smuggling small objects into restrictive places like prison or a concert venue without getting caught.
Josh: Bro, do you have the ganja?
Tim: Yeah, the security was super strict though...they patted me down top-to-bottom. Lucky for us I figured I'd put it in my jail pocket just to be safe.
Josh: Ewwwww dafuq nigga no wonder this weed smells like ass. *proceeds to vomit*
Tim: Fuggit bruh, yolo....blaze it! *proceeds to smoke a bowl of ass weed*
Tim: Yeah, the security was super strict though...they patted me down top-to-bottom. Lucky for us I figured I'd put it in my jail pocket just to be safe.
Josh: Ewwwww dafuq nigga no wonder this weed smells like ass. *proceeds to vomit*
Tim: Fuggit bruh, yolo....blaze it! *proceeds to smoke a bowl of ass weed*
jail pocket by JimboWales May 13, 2015
Jail-bait
A sexually alluring, seductive, and flirtatious adolescent girl younger than the legal age of consent to sexual intercourse (in the US, 16-18). Such girls are known as "jail-bait" because if a man (legally, of any age, but colloquially considered to be an older man - relative to the age of the girl) has sexual relations with her he could be arrested for statutory rape (sex with a minor).
Dude, that hot red-headed Lolita in the booty-shorts and halter top has been coming on to me all night and I really wanna get with her. She smiled and winked at me and said she was legal, but she can't be a day over 16. She's totally jail-bait, and I don't want to end up on the National Sex Offender Registry; I'll never get laid again.
Jail-bait by sexy librarian July 19, 2011
jail break
In reference to a married or co-habitating couple, on parole refers to when one's spouse or partner is out of town, leaving the other person to temporarily live a pseudo-single life style, wasting time and money in an orgy of short-lived freedom. Often characterized by the person hanging out with his or her single friends, that have probably not been contacted in a long time. Also refered to as a on parole.
Dude, Sally is out of town. So it's a jail break for John! He wants us to hit up the titty-bars every night this week!
jail break by Houman February 1, 2006
Jail-tail
Another term used for jail bait. A girl who is extremely attractive and sexy but is underage. Very often appears to be older but is really still in high school. Thus untouchable on the fear of going to jail.