slap-itch

The itchy feeling you get when you just *have to* slap the fuck out of someone.

A lot of people talk that way; it gives my friend Dena the slap-itch.

by youroldhandle October 24, 2014

Otaku Itch

When someone who is not an Otaku but fond of anime/manga feels the need to buy everything related to their favorite anime/manga once it goes out of print. Usually due to a fear of an extreme increase in price.

Oh shit, Bandai dropped Tengen Toppa Gurren Lagann, I better buy all the DVD from Amazon before their value increases. My Otaku Itch is acting up.

by Anyon September 5, 2013

speed itch

A really fast itch, that takes precision and speed, usually done while playing a Racing video game, when you're going really fast, and one small mistake can ruin the race for you.

"Man, my head itches... Gotta pull off a speed itch."

by David Hendrix January 3, 2007

Butt itch

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Man that person is a butt itch

by Dictionary master oof May 9, 2018

shopper's itch

the feeling you get while waiting for something you ordered online to ship to your house

Dude, Jeff had the worst case of shopper's itch while he was waiting for his new graphics card to arrive.

by Markus Gordathian May 17, 2014

Golfer's Itch

When one hits up the local Chili's to bang some hot sluts and forgets to use protection, thereby feeling a horrible burning sensation all throughout the next morning golf round.

Rico: Are you ready to play the Poor Man's Pebble?

Cliff: Nah bro, I've got the golfer's itch. I was busy making putts and nailing sluts last night at the local Chili's and went full contact, no wraps.

by John3-15 November 1, 2016

Duck itch

Bacterial infection brought on by close proximity to duck fecal matter which causes a rash and itching of the infected area.

Couple ducks took a dump as they passed me swimming in Mirror Lake and now I'm itching like crazy. You must have a case of the duck itch bro.

by Dmbotchjob April 1, 2021