I'd fuck that couch

A covert way of saying "I'd tap that ass" or "I'd hit that" were the "couch" equates to the the woman you you want to have sex with or the vagina you want to explore. Derived from Dave Chapelles "Chapelle Show" from his Charlie Murphy / Rick James skit.

"Yo, check that out son... I'd fuck that couch."

by Joshua the sexiest beast alive January 05, 2012

i'd stick a stack on it

Feeling very confident on the outcome of the situation. Almost definite.

Laura: So do you think that Jen and Derek are going to hook up?
Sara: I'd stick a stack on it.
Laura: Wow, are you that sure?
Sara: Yeah

by master_bader March 20, 2008

i'd bang her

An expression that you may hear at PN describing what EMM would do with Angelina, MO would do with Jessica, and PNR would do with Jennifer A....(if you can believe that ess !!)

MO: No way Matt, she's a pig and there's no way I'd bang her.

by PNGUYS July 02, 2007

I'd fist pump that

Similar to I'd tap that, except with the act of fist pumping.

Guy: Hey, did you hear that new song by David Guetta?

Girl: Yeah, I'd fist pump that.

by Fist Pump Maniac July 22, 2011

I'd rather walk

If someone offer's you a lift in their car, and it has less then 16 valve's, generally, you would be better off walking.

8 Valves? I'd rather walk ..

by Liam7210 July 30, 2008

I'd double tap that.

Derives from the saying 'I'd tap that'. But in this instant the said individual is so unappealing/unattractive. That you would rather shoot them once, then once again just to be sure. As you would with a Zombie

Guy 1 - Dude look at that Hooker.

Guy 2 - Damn she is fugly.

Guy 1 - Yeah I'd double tap that.

by psycofreek69 July 08, 2012

I'd have a beer

Something you say before you get into a car wreck

I'd have a beer kaboom car wreck

by MuckGregor July 23, 2018