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hump-smack

A dance in which you select a target, then dry hump them while smacking them violently with whatever appendage seems appropriate, at whatever degree you wish. A violent, and completely platonic dance.
Michelle is so bomb, I hump-smacked her last night.

Sam is a hump-smack CHAMP.

Megan? Shit dawg, Megan is like, the humpity-humpiest hump-smack dance devil aliveee.
by TheLovelySwampMonster March 30, 2010
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Boob-Hump

to thrust your chest, typically at another person, in a humping motion.
Danny wasn't pleased that Zach had tried to boob-hump him in front of his girlfriend.
by Kendeisel October 4, 2010
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hump-leg

Hump-leg, hump-legged (Adjective)
1. The feeling in your legs that you get after a really good fucking and orgasm, characterized by difficulty walking immediaetly afterwards and stumbling as you make your way towards the restroom.
2. The difficult act of walking right after sex, due to the lower extremities feeling very relaxed and wobbly from having a sexual workout and intense orgasm.
"My orgasm felt so good after banging her I had 'hump-leg' for about five minutes and found it difficult to walk straight"
by b. a. jr October 15, 2007
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Get The Hump

To get annoyed or upset with someone because you think they have done something bad to you. People who are fed up are said to get the hump.A fit of depression; an emotional slump.
Tony was to get the hump because he thought we hadn't invited him to the party. (English definition)
by Peter Hayes April 2, 2008
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Rhino Hump

Verb. The act of thrusting your knee into another's tailbone with tremendous force.
"Ouch, my ass hurts!"
"Why?"
"Brian Rhino Humped me yesterday and now I have a bone bruise!"
by Reegs December 14, 2007
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hrumpy

grumpiness due to hunger
Don't snap at me because you are hrumpy, grab a snack and we can talk after.
by therealagame May 13, 2010
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Duchess Hump

A collection of fat at the base of one's neck. Formerly thought to be associated with old age. Early marker for obesity. The rounding of the back of the neck.
Is your auntie looking down at her shoes?
ANS: No. She is forced to look down because of the duchess hump on her neck.
by TallDarkandLovely May 8, 2011
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