holiday distress syndrome 

the period of constant laziness right after the holidays

Girl1: hey ya! hw was skul
Girl2: dang was tired like a matha ey
Girl1: hahaha it cud be that ur sufferin frm HDS
Girl2: HDS?
Girl1: hahaha yeah Holiday Distress Syndrome totally sux ey

holiday distress syndrome by nikey May 1, 2009

Holiday Vandalism 

Destroying the holiday lights/santas, tipping raindeer and ruining any and all hard work .

Dude, last night we wrecked the neighborhood's lights on our holiday vandalism streak.

Holiday Vandalism by HeyItsMehaha December 20, 2009

Holiday Hog 

N. or V. Any super-efficient person who buys and wraps gifts without showing them to co-givers. Also, a person who wraps all the presents and makes cards, party invitations and or plans and does not share basic information.

Jose, did you even know what gift you gave me? No, Leah totally holiday hogged me again.

Holiday Hog by Gaucho19 December 18, 2011

Holiday Shooting 

An outbreak of violence during the rush to get a Black Friday deal or other holiday bargain.

Jim: Why are the police at the Wal Mart?
Joe: Probably a holiday shooting.

Holiday Shooting by bchbum232 November 29, 2013

Holiday Sauce 

People who can't spell or say 'Hollandaise sauce' properly.

Bob: "hey, i'm gonna make some holiday sauce tonight!'

Phil: "Bob, your an idiot."

Holiday Sauce by Bobdobolina January 19, 2015

holiday pig

A relative that never varies their holiday routine and expects you to show up at every Thanksgiving and Christmas at their house and stay half the day making small talk and eating shitty food.
A relative that chides you and goats you and makes you feel guilty, as though their world would end if you did not spend every Thanksgiving and Christmas with them doing the same damn thing.

My dad's asking me about what I'm doing for Thanksgiving ; and it's August. What a holiday pig.

holiday pig by Toerivertroll April 16, 2016

Holiday Bromance 

When you go on a trip abroad and make a forever friend with a bro, typically bonding over a love of inappropriate grinding, asian food and skimpy socks. Other people might laugh at your bromance, but you know it's a beautiful thing and definitely doesn't make you gay...

George: So are Alex and Steve dating now then? I didn't realise they were gay.
Adam: Nah, it was just a Holiday Bromance I think, Alex is having some trouble moving on though...

Holiday Bromance by Adam Steel July 12, 2016