Heffatail

a big fat geezer with a big pony tail

david seaman's dad is a heffatail

by sam bishop October 13, 2007

hiefa

A small urban/woodland creature with long brown hair and big eyes. It is a type of pest that attacks its prey with fairly useless information and short stories with no particular point that are however still interesting to hear.

The hiefa travels around in a little red shell that protects it from the elements and can travell at un natural speeds for fairly short periods of time.

The lesser spotted Hiefa can be seen here, to be pestering a bigger animal known as the ratbag, by constantly saying ahhight in different accents, then saying....." thats how black people speak!" (David Attenborough)

by ratbag4296 December 3, 2010

heffaday

It is the 327th of Fecepter (Cooqii Mims’) birthday where one gets him and all his homies to go meet Carole Baskin.

“Happy Heffaday Cooqii Mims, today we’re going to meet Carole Baskin right?”

by Craygle Patrick Sheerer September 21, 2020

heffa

a really, really fat person

that heffa sat on my hamster and killed it.

by oh fuck off November 11, 2004

hefalump

a word originated 4rm various winnie the pooh (yay) stories. Also very useful in describing that fat bitch that ust took your seat on the bus!

Jimboberina: hey boots y u standing up ? sit down its a bumpy bus ride Wooooo!

Boots: CRASH BANG W***OP(as she f***s down the bus stairs) Damn you heff***lummmpppppp!!! GRRRR! -

Fat seat stealing bus bitch is unaware this term is adressed to her..

Heffalump: ??????

by jolola August 23, 2005

heffalet

Is a unisexual affectionate term of endearment, often between very cute and plump persons. Can be abbreviated to heffa. Can be pronounced as heffuh.

You so cute heffalet! or You so cute heffa!

by Jorge Cosgayon November 10, 2008

Off the heezay

Someone who is confident, off the hook & has the attention of everyone without effort.

"Look at that girl walk, she is off the heezay."

by Annabella Doll September 11, 2009