HAM 

H.ardcore, A.lcoholic, M.otherfucker

That guy over there praying to the porcelain god is a fucking HAM

HAM by BIGham May 19, 2003

ham 

Although some *cough cough nat cough cough* believe this to be part of a chicken or turkey, in reality it is part of the pig. We must look past such triffles and errors and realize that whats really important is freindship. In this busy day it is often commonplace to forget to let people know how greatful you are for them. Incase ive never expressed it before, to thou who thinks ham is turkey, thanks for being such a good freind :)

"Mikey, did you know that ham is really pig and not a part of chicken or turkey"
"Nat.... your soo dunzooooo... dont worry ill still be your friend!"

ham by dunzooo December 28, 2005

Ham 

Thai slang for "penis"

Ham jai (large penis)

Ham by alhambra July 29, 2006

Ham 

a simplified way of stating that something is sweet, cool, rad, or awesome. It is also loosely used for the object known as a 'Conveyor Belt' .

Where'd you get dem Nikes? Damn those are ham!

Ham by tonyrave69696969696 March 24, 2010

HAM 

a Hot A$$ Mess; when something is or looks terrible

Her new hair doo is a HAM!

HAM by emjaye1205 November 26, 2010

HAM 

someone that hates azns and does ._. all the time

ham is leet

HAM by ,_, December 11, 2003

HAM 

Hard as a Mothfucka. Essentially, being very passionate about something. The term derives from a vernacular of English language known as Ebonics. It was made popular by an American popular artist and international megalomaniac named Kanye West.

Maria goes HAM during her performances

HAM by MadmanBlanco November 26, 2014