a very sexy cool person who is the best DJ and part of the bench bitches. He's sooooo sexy and a ladies man he is segsy coolest person ever
by DJ GURU November 30, 2021
by Dong Johnson December 12, 2019
Xae: Aye you know shaq lampley, thats the original Polo Guru.
Aj: Yea, he be wearing Ralph Lauren everyday!
Aj: Yea, he be wearing Ralph Lauren everyday!
by noswag228 August 30, 2011
A person who rises, arrives, or acts after the "Early Bird". A person who is habitually active or wakeful in the Afternoon. Never on time if something is scheduled in the morning, always staying at home when invited to a night-time event, and sleeps for more then 8 hours a night. Typically up between the hours of 11am-9pm.
"He's an afternoon guru! He will never make it to the meeting by 8!" "Is Katie coming to the bar tonight? No, she an afternoon guru. I wouldn't count on it."
by ExtraSweetLu November 08, 2019
Very fucked up shit. If your friends recommend it to you don't be friends with him anymore.
If your the person recommending it. FUCK YOU. If you have a Guru fetish. your disgusting.
If your the person recommending it. FUCK YOU. If you have a Guru fetish. your disgusting.
by Electronicz?Nahm8 December 07, 2020
being a professional at whatever videogame that you possess overwhelming skills over the opposition. Ex. RoastBeefyWeefs
by Jordan Debes December 03, 2007
When you leave your honey hole fishing spot and come back to find it taken by crazy white cunt named Rex.
"Bro I was slaying them and then I left to eat and when I came back my fishing spot was taken by a faggot. Damn bro sounds like you were gurued"
by Mateoryan524 April 21, 2019