Gurt

When you’re walking around or whatever and squirt out a little more discharge than usual. Like one of those real wet days.

Girl 1: bro I’m gurting so much today

Girl 2: damn are you ovulating, that’s when I gurt the most

Girl 1: I must be, do you you have a pantyliner I can borrow?

by ifockedurmum February 13, 2025

Gurt

A friend named Garrett that has a milking fetish and they are a little special.

Omg gurt you are so funny

by Gurt expert 78 March 10, 2025

Gurt

The act of force feeding a mixture of yogurt and semen down a respectable female’s throat.

Bro he just gurted on everybody.
I’m gonna gurt all over them.

by Throaterton Goaterton May 30, 2023

Gurt

A person's dick cheese.

Your man is Gurtmaxxing after gooning.

by Gurtmaxxer August 4, 2024

Gurt

A man's dick cheese, often used as an insult.

Stop Gurtmaxxing after gooning you Cuck.

by Gurtmaxxer August 4, 2024

Gurt

Derogatory term/slur for a nigga who has surpassed being a bitch or a hoe. A gurt cannot be taken seriously or trusted

That nigga not tryna run a fade he a gurt

by Gurtkiller447 April 2, 2025

Gurting

When someone is doing something very smart but at the same time very dangerous. Used by the unemployed/chronically online reel users

Me: yogurt
Gurt: yo wassup I’m straight up gurting it right now

by Spoodledarf April 9, 2025