gurt

Stupid little wordplay based joke that originated in Tiktok during late march of 2025. Gurt has become a recurring character in the topic since his creation

Me: Yogurt
Gurt: hey

by wheatbread14 April 17, 2025

Gurt

Am I relevant yet?

Gurt: Am I relevant yet?

by guymcguyperson December 14, 2021

Gurt

Hurts so good! Like When you get a deep tissue massage and it hurts but feels so good at the same time. It gurts!!!

It gurts when I get a massage, particularly after a good workout.

by LollyColly August 14, 2017

Oh Gurt

A simple description for "stranger".

Oh Gurts are dangerous. Beware of the Oh Gurt.

by Set Blue 23 October 4, 2017

Gurt

To take part in act that is both incredibly smart but possibly dangerous.

My friends and I went out to juug; it was quite gurt of us.

by Foenemjuug April 10, 2025

Gurt

Splooge, mangravy, mangoo, dick-wid, ball batter, spunk, semen, jizz,

I was tearing the skin off it when my bro walked in the room , the gurt began to squirt when we locked eyes.

God made gurt, gurt don't hurt

Hurtin for a gurtin

by Hetroerectus September 19, 2022

Gurt/Gurting

The action of doing something very smart but also very dangerous

That dog is doing something very smart but it is also very dangerous you could say it's gurt/gurting

by Youseeiknewthiswashappening April 10, 2025