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Gropa

The rave boogie man, wielding a thousand sweaty palms and encroaching lycra legging bulges. He has many faces and is found most places. He's never far, in fact usually too close.

Unlike the normal boogie man, he is actually repelled by blood. This is most relevant to feminine cycles.
L: Shazza, don't be such a damn skank at the campsite you're gonna attract the Gropa.

S: Shut up Lozza and give me another tampon, this one is soggier than a wet nurse.

L: Can I at least keep your used one and hang it in front of my tent?

S: You're a fucking genius Lozza, no one will try to sneak in and give you a poke with that red flag dangling from your fly mesh.
by OnTheLam September 20, 2018
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groph

The absolute and unparalleled loathing of graphs
Yo Kieran you doing Duncan’s graphs

Nah I groph them
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The Grope Zone

When you stand at a close distance to a child molester or a sexual harasser (e.g Donald Trump) where he could grope you swiftly and conveniently.

A phrase coined by Stephen Colbert in his "The Late Show" show: episode titled("Trump's Most Shameless Tweet Of 2017?").
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A Blue Groper is a sex move involving two men fingering each others ass holes whilst on a fishing boat. It is also the worst species of fish known to man. If you catch a Blue Groper it means that you have a small penis.
Person 1: "Stop showing me that photo of a Blue Groper you gay homo."
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The act of stroking a toy minion to get sexual satisfaction
Man that minion groping was the shit
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