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Goobs

Goobs (noun)

A preworkout gummy that turns “I’ll go tomorrow” into “more weight”

The snack sized dose of energy you take when you want to feel locked in without dry-scooping mystery powder like a medieval peasant.

A small chewy object with an unfair amount of gym motivation inside.
Popped some Goobs, now my skittles are organized by color
by JimmyLola February 4, 2026
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Ghoobs

Yo that chick has nice ghoobs
by ellacrockonoodle March 1, 2026
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goobsicle

An ever sillier goose than a goober. They tend to have less social anxiety and are not afraid to be a nuisance in public. (Typically used as a replacement for more vulgar words and slurs)
Dude he is so embarrassing when I go out with him, he acts like such a goobsicle
by KyaniteMello March 5, 2025
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groose regressing

to regress into a former version ofones self in the form of a man goose (groose)
"Yo did u hear about how josh likes to groose regressing and thinking hes a goose?"
by yayoi December 7, 2025
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schnickle groober

by Bdog2013 January 23, 2011
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nicholas grooms

nicholas-a boy that has an legendary size penis
nicholas grooms-a kind boy who helps anybody and shy
by freshtwenty September 21, 2017
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