Turf ass tree chicken tender toilet paper grinch

I hate him

Boy I hate him, turf ass tree chicken tender toilet paper grinch!

by Turf A January 12, 2023

The Grinch

Stealing a girls virginity unwillingly using Christmas Themed items.

"I raped that ho ho ho with some jingle bells."
"YOU GRINCH!"
"Don't make me give you The Grinch you next..."

by ChristWhite December 17, 2008

The Grinch

A sexual act of stuffing a pine tree into the vagina or anus of another.

1. "Ill stuff up the tree" Ricky exclaimed, as he proceeded to wedge the large Christmas tree into his Melba's vagina, as if he was the Grinch himself.

by Oliver Dwyer April 7, 2008

Dirty Grinch

A modification of the "Dirty Santa" gift exchange which entails picking a number and getting to steal someone's gift. The "Dirty Grinch" works the same way but you're allowed to add insult to injury by stealing the gift AND performing a Dirty Sanchez as you depart. Thereby leaving the victim with a shat mustache, no gift and green with envy.

My office had a Christmas Party and a Dirty Grinch gift exchange. I stole Sheila's gift and left her with a dirty sanchez but just like when the Grinch's heart grew three sizes that day, I paid homage by using 3 fingers. She was green with envy as I enjoyed the gift of a Jack Daniels in a pewter-studded flask.

by An Archemedian December 13, 2009

Inch Grinch

It refers to the length of a very specific part of the male anatomy.

(Hint: It means you have a little dick)

Girl: Aww, so cute!
Guy: What are you talking about?
Girl: The widdle inch grinch!
Guy: You haven't seen anything yet...
Girl: I agree completely. I'm leaving.

by The CircleJerk October 2, 2009

the grinch, the musical

(noun) a musical created by three box office attendants that will knock your socks off.
Narrated by Jim Carrey
(based off the Jim Carrey film, not Benedict Cumberbatch, no Benny C.)

"expect to laugh, cry, and sing along to The Grinch, THE MUSICAL!"

by TheGrinchBitch June 23, 2022

Game Grinch

A person who hates on you while your trying to pick up on someone else.

I was gonna get that girls phone number but that game grinch came around and started to talk shit.

by Iqtrance August 23, 2011