a real lofasz who, based on his misguided alt-right beliefs, thinks he's a real counter-terrorism expert.
by connord July 28, 2017
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by Anonymous March 9, 2004
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Ah man, I went down on this girl the other night, it smelt like she hadn't washed in weeks. I left that musty goalkeeper where it was.
by Grimslow August 30, 2012
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When someone is being an asshole when you did absolutely nothing wrong. That person is a Gorsky. He is the biggest girl you will ever know.
"Miss bipolar"
"Miss bipolar"
by AyoooGurll January 8, 2012
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Get the Gork mug.An appropriate exclamation when events unexpectedly turn for the worse.
This phrase supposedly came around when a eastern-european prostitute was orally pleasing a male client at a bachelor party.
After tasting the (obviously lacking in personal hygiene) client's member she loudly exclaimed ''Gorki kurac!'', meaning ''bitter cock''. The term stuck and can often be heard either in it's original or anglicized form in the Northern Hampshire area.
This phrase supposedly came around when a eastern-european prostitute was orally pleasing a male client at a bachelor party.
After tasting the (obviously lacking in personal hygiene) client's member she loudly exclaimed ''Gorki kurac!'', meaning ''bitter cock''. The term stuck and can often be heard either in it's original or anglicized form in the Northern Hampshire area.
by kajgod July 7, 2011
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