Gorean

Humans that choose WILLINGLY to follow the philosophy of the lifestyle as described in the novels written by John Norman. Being gorean does NOT mean being into BDSM. The best way to describe the acts of Goreans when it comes to relating to other human beings is natural order. Males dominate and women submit. Following a gorean lifestyle is to be honorable, trustworthy and honest.

They are gorean and relate to eachother naturally on a level that is all but lost in modern society.

by la kajira August 10, 2007

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Goran

Someone who loves sour-cream pizza.

Cashier: Good evening, sire! What doeth thou crave, say it and I shall slay it for you!
Goran: Can I have a sour cream pizza, please?
Cashier: Are you f u c k you?

by tank-top chad December 8, 2020

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Gordan Freeman

The deadliest nerd scientist on the planet. Joined Black Mesa as a scientist, put his MIT skills to the test by pushing a cart a whole 3 feet into a particle beam, caused a resonance cascade, introduced the facility to hordes of aliens, somehow survives (even though all he has is a crowbar, while the security guards with flak jackets all die), and manages to stop the cascade, only to be taken prisoner by a guy in a suit that has a funny way of talking. At least 10 years later, he is teleported back into Earth, which is now ruled by an alien race called the Combine, thanks to him. He (once again) survives against all odds, fights the Combine, goes through several plot twists, 2 sequels, and becomes a messianic figure in the eyes of Earth, all without ever speaking a word.

"Yes, I'm absolutely certain it was...Gordan Freeman." --Dr. Breen, Half Life 2

"This is the Freeman. The Combine's reckoning has come." --Vortigaunt, Half Life 2

"...giving him nicknames as 'The One Free Man'..." --Dr. Breen, Half Life 2

"Crowbars are for geeky video game characters." --Anna Grimsdottir, Splinter Cell: Chaos Theory

by Aditya Bhattaru April 18, 2008

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Gorba

A Gorba is a Person that is "NOT" good at something he or she is claiming to be good at but in fact would act like one while swearing to the world OR those around him or her that he is the best at what he does.

Tom was trying to install AOL on that Computer for 2 hours now without being able to while claiming the computer is broken. John went in there and had it installed in less that 2 min. Tom is just a Gorba!

by Elias M. March 6, 2014

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