Gooner Handshake

When you meet another gooner who uses the same hand as you to jerk off
Let’s do the gooner handshake!
Let’s hold hands with our right hand and jerk off with our lefts
by suckrforme May 28, 2024
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gooner trapping

the act of posting suggestive or NSFW media to attract gooners, usually a picture of someones body, or a lewd caption
guy: imagine gooner trapping in 2024 that was so last year
by ilovesmashingfemboys August 02, 2024
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Chronic Gooner

A Chronic Gooner is someone who is exponentially good at jacking off to professional levels. They will cancel plans just so they can jack off even more
Hey look at alfie on jerkmate over there. I could recognise that vein pattern from anywhere. He such a chronic gooner
by DrDryNips February 03, 2025
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Ethical Gooner

A gooner who only goons to Rule 34 of a fictional character that they understand and that they know is over the age of 18.
Hey wanna goon to Jaiden Animations?
Nah, I'm an ethical gooner, I only goon to fictional characters. Can we goon to Fenneko instead?
by Kkkiiirrrbbbyyy February 13, 2025
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Major Gooner Chidyav

Someone who doesn't just watch porn all day, but specifically Goth Femboy Hentai Porn, and also named Mason
"I don't like the real girls, I prefer them 2d and goth, preferably femboys, my name is Mason, and i'm a Major Gooner Chidyav"
by WristWorkoutsOnly January 30, 2025
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Pro D1 Gooner

Someone who is not able to stop gooning or stop watching porn.
by The One Who Goons November 29, 2024
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