GoogleShit

Bullshit as verified by Google

Hey, that is some Googleshit!

by IronStark October 5, 2018

Googlesplaining

To pass off information you learned 5 minutes ago as original thought. When googlesplaining it is customary to make the Googlesplained party feel inadequate by adding statements like “everybody knows that” or referencing Wikipedia knowledge that is not fully understood.

Todd Tried Googlesplaining the Schumann Resonance to a Satellite, Wideband, and Telemetry systems engineer.

by DCseattle March 27, 2019

Googles Karma

The act of having a argument about something being more or less right than the other so you google it and you were right

Friend: Did you know Mcdonalds is better than wendy's?
You: No mcdonalds SUCKS
Friend: Im sorry what did you just say?
You: i said mcdonald's sucks!!
Friend: Well at least mcdonalds has real meat and unrefrigerated

You: Ok i'll google it
You: *Shows that i'm right*

Friend: Thats fake
You: Stop denying it thats just googles karma

by MotherEureka July 22, 2019

Googleista

A person with extraordinary Googling skills

I can’t believe how fast they look that up on Google, they must be a Googleista.

by 74 meows March 10, 2020

googlethink

This is a symptom of corporate Sociopathy. Described as an extreme desire to control Information and use that control to ferment evil ends. For example: Using politically biased, socialist leaning Diversionary information to promote the demise of a Nation, the retributive attack and destruction of private Individual reputations who simply disagree and use their Right to express it, the advancement of a one world order without the Constitutionally protected Right to self governance. the advancement of false and/or misleading Information and the purposeful retention of factual, pertinent information. These misgivings and many, many more are written into googlethink A.I. algorithms.....and always executed, as human nature dictates, under the guise of something noble or just.

Wow! Every person in that building are sufferers of googlethink...they will form a super-pac and donate billions to many hand picked, corrupt, socialist, paid off corporate stooges seeking public office....while you and I go to jail if we give more than $5K...

by LiquidMSL October 26, 2020

googlesnitch

When someone tells a funny joke and you try not laugh but you end up making a funny noise instead; googlesnitching

Did you guys hear to Jared googlesnitching during class, it was hilarious.

Hey man don’t googlesnitch I’m serious

by Papazedword November 25, 2020

googlethatmoomgle

It is when a friend comes up to a retard and gets to be friends them pushes him down the stairs witch kills him

Dude Dave just googlethatmoomgle that kid

by Jimmy Rostash December 22, 2020