poop google

The act of googling whilst defecating.

This morning, I went on a nice poop google and found a great recipe for rosemary chicken.

by Slim_Dikkenz November 7, 2013

Jail goggles

When a man has been in jail/prison for so long that disgusting, unattractive women suddenly look beautiful due to his lack of getting laid in the several months/years he's been locked up. Similar to beer goggles

Damnnnnn man that new guard is fine as fuck!!

Man that bitch weighs 400 pounds and has a moustache!! How damn long you been locked up?!?! You must have your jail goggles on!

by Buster_Hymen81 June 16, 2018

google bombing

(N.) Setting up a large number of Web pages with links that point to a specific Web site so that the site will appear near the top of a Google search when users enter the link text. -Taken from WordSpy.com.

If you put in French Military Victories or Miserable Failurein Google.com and hit "I'm Feeling Lucky", you'll have acessed a Google Bomb.

by G-Union December 11, 2003

Google is your friend

A phrase said when someone asks you to explain something that:
A) They should know.
B) is not worth your time to explain.
C) is to long to explain.
D) you don't know.

A: What is an internet?
B: Google is your friend

A: What's D.I.B. mean?
B: Google is your friend

A: What is encompassed in Von-Steinberg's theories of eminent physiology?
B: Google is your friend

by thatSCAXguy April 20, 2011

goggle salute

Another way of waving,saying Hi!,saying thanks,acknowledging a compliment,whilst wearing goggles of any type doing any activity.The goggle salute is done by grasping the lower part of lense frame {right or left} with thumb and upper part with middle finger and moving goggle outwards about 1-2 cm a few times in a jaunty and care free fasion.Usualy accompanied with a smirk,eyebrow arch or other smart-ass look.

"Sebulba gave the un-ruly crowd a Goggle Salute before the start of the Boonta Eve Classic pod race."

" The leggy blonde gave me a sly smile as I rode passed on my Harley.I gave her a fast Goggle Salute then roared off."

by BEAS. June 4, 2007

I don't know why I have these goggles

A phrase uttered by those who have given up on life after realizing their existence is meaningless, futile, and possibly fraudulent. Etymology: Aqua Teen Hunger Force episode "Dumber Dolls"

Happy Time Harry: Hey, wiggle jiggle, why you jiggle so much? Is it because he know deep inside you're a fraud? ... What the hell do you need night vision goggles for? You're a hillbilly!

Jiggle Billy: I don't know why I have these goggles ...

by Cephiroth May 15, 2010

Fuck Google

When you have a product that works and that company sells its product to Google.

Dish Network voice activated remote control used to work until Google Assistant took over for search. Now the remote is worthless and all I can say is Fuck Google!

by /T\ October 20, 2019