Goober is used as one of your very good friends who is lovable a goofball and possibly a funny little screwup. Being called a goober is an amazing complement.
Person 1: man, Olivia, Hailey, Taylor and Drake are some of my favorite goobers
Person 2: Yeah you can’t help but love them
Person 2: Yeah you can’t help but love them
by Gucci gang fooshy goober November 23, 2017

(n) A child that is being annoying, therefore they shall be called a goober. When they don't listen or do something silly, you call them goober. A lighthearted term.
by sngoob September 23, 2022

Someone who acts crazy and makes people laugh, sometimes knowing it or not. Another way of calling some a nut.
by kmill345 December 30, 2008

A man of basic attractiveness, that has very little or no talent whatsoever. Is usually in the military, and seems to get the most attractive women for no apparent reason at all.
A Goober has a very low view of individuality, and usually doesn't seem very educated at all.
A Goober has a very low view of individuality, and usually doesn't seem very educated at all.
Person 1: "Damn, do you see that chick over there with the goober?"
Person 2: "She's gorgeous, man I feel sorry for her."
Person 2: "She's gorgeous, man I feel sorry for her."
by Kragoth December 26, 2012

noun- a foolish or silly person, a goofball such as Federal Communications Commission Chairman Ajit Pai, usually someone who is ditsy or acts like an idiot
by gofccyourself March 13, 2019

Goobered means that You have just almost Spit Out or Swallowed Your Drink & almost Choked when it went down the wrong Pipe.
by Gator67401 June 5, 2015
