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gave her a sean connery

a proper back-hander... that the bitch deserved!
After a hard day's work i came home to find my slag of a wife had let my tea go cold - so i threw my plate against the wall and "gave her a sean connery."
by the bitches December 29, 2006
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Glade can

The term "Glade can" refers to the size of a penis which is both lenghthy and has substantial girth, and resembles a "Glade can."
"Look. I don't know what kind of dicks ya'll been fuckin, but the kinds I be fuckin... is like a Glade can!"

"If it ain't like a "Glade can" I don't be feelin it all up in my walls n shit!"
by Mr. Chow makes the bed rock! January 28, 2013
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Master gave Dobby a sock

When you've been working like a house elf (crazilly hard) and are done for the day. You are free. Master can represent professors or bosses, and Dobby represents the overworked person talking.
The phrase is from Chamber of Secrets by JK Rowling.
Chris: Are you done classes today?
Trudy: Yeah, I'm free. Master gave Dobby a sock.
by True_L April 30, 2006
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Vulcan Death Glare

A glare that is given with so much anger and hatred that you feel frozen and can't move from it's intensity
Seymour: Jeez, did you see that Vulcan Death Glare he gave me? I couldn't react it was so scary!

Monty: Yea, I thought he was going to try and kill you!
by McScary January 13, 2009
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judge's gavel

when a woman has your bean bag in her mouth and you're banging your johnson against her forehead (i.e. pounding the gavel), when you're getting ready to bust a nut, yell out "Case Closed!" or "Here Comes the Judge!"
Variations include tossing your chowder in her eye (or ear) and shouting "Case Dismissed!" or pulling out early and shouting "I Find You in Contempt!" before flipping her over and performing the bobsled.
I was pounding the judge's gavel with Vanessa last night and at the last second I stopped short, shouted "Here Comes the Judge!" and then made an egg-white omelet for her.
by Judge January 25, 2005
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Belle Glade

The realest city in the Muck!!! Known for its notorious football team the Glades Central Raiders...always State Champs!! We breed the realest gangstas and finest dimez!!Yall dont know nuthin bout that!!!
Man 1: Where are you from?
Man 2: My nigga im 4rm Belle Glade!! Rep where ya stay!!
Man 1: Word! The Muck!!?
Man 2: yea cuh
by kukubee January 25, 2007
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Glazebrook

noun; A firefighter who likes to party and drive golfcarts.
There was a Glazebrook at the party last night.
by kg81 March 25, 2008
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