giraffe hat 

1. A hat worn by a giraffe

2. In the game NFL street, a giraffe hat is to fumble the ball from 10 yards or closer to the End Zone, have the other team run it back to their 10 yard line and also fumble it, and then you run the ball back and get a touchdown

3. In some cities in canada a giraffe hat is used in place of the Sentence "Aaron is a total n33b"

ex 1. "I'm a giraffe, so im wearing a giraffe hat"

ex 2. "OMG, you just got giraffe hat im never playing this game again"

ex 3. "giraffe hat, cause ur a total noob aaron"

giraffe hat by poolpoolface November 10, 2007

giraffe style 

It's doggy style on stilts

I hurt my wrist yesterday. I fell off my stilts when I was hitting it giraffe style

giraffe style by Slitmywristschicago May 3, 2016

Giraffe Abortion 

1) To completely demolish someone someone as graphically as a giraffe abortion
2) To suck at something so horribly, its as if you're sucking an unborn giraffe fetus out of its mother's womb

1) I hope the Brazilian Soccer Team gives them a nice giraffe abortion in the Confederation Semi-Finals
2) DUDE! I suck giraffe abortions at this math thing yo.

Giraffe Abortion by noartificialflavor June 21, 2009

giraffe nibble 

The act of repeatedly grabbing then letting go of a person's skin with one's outstretched lips. Similar to a pinch, but done orally and without pain.

Timmy giraffe nibbled Stacy's face similarly in fashion as a giraffe would pull leaves of a tree with its lips.

giraffe nibble by cacahuate April 19, 2006

Giraffe skills 

The ability for a tall person to do something a short person cannot. Individuals who are very tall posses giraffe skills. Sometimes associated with basketball players.

They would be a cute couple because they both have giraffe skills.

Use your giraffe skills to reach that high object.
Her giraffe skills sure come in handy for basketball.

Giraffe skills by Prince Pickles November 13, 2013

Giraffe Neck 

A girl who perform oral sex to a long af penis with ease

You: Yo me and my girl finally got to Third Base
Your Friend: Yo you serious bro
You: Yo guess what .... She giraffe neck me bro
Your Friend: Yo you joking
You: From the tip all the way to my nuts man

Giraffe Neck by BlueJay Slade November 14, 2017

Giraffe dropping a deuce 

When a Giraffe defecates while being watched in a zoo to create further drama

"mommy...wht is that giraffe doing"
"Thats a Giraffe dropping a deuce. take a picture to show daddy"

Giraffe dropping a deuce by patriotfan818181 April 8, 2008