Funky Pants

A cat who doesn’t know how good his life is. He meows incessantly and forces people to pet him.

Man, that cat won’t leave me alone, he is such a funky pants.

by Slinky Toast February 15, 2020

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funky creations

A brand of childrens toys that are generally directed at young girls, found exclusively in Australian Target stores. Well known for their ability to attract nearby Haileys.

Target Staff: Can I impress you with our large range of Funky Creations?

*From nowhere a Hailey charges through the crowd towards the funky creations*

by wink ;) January 1, 2009

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The Funky Carl the act of cumming in a gay man and then treating him to a five star dinner. After the dinner it is essential to immediately shove a tennis ball right up his arse and then shove a potato up your own arse. Finally, you MUST beat your meat to James Charles while calmly whispering, "Hump me like Sandusky" into a gay man's ear.

I did the Funky Carl last night with my buddy and now my arse is sore.

by shamorie February 26, 2020

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funky flamingo

When a girl stands on one foot, and uses the knee pit of the other leg to get the guy off. Flapping of the arms can also achieve a more realistic flamingo depiction.

"There wasn't a lot of room to sit or lay down, so she gave me the funky flamingo."

by diva_umpire December 9, 2008

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Funky Chunky

What Dave does with his wife on the weekends.

Wow, they did the funky chunky so hard that there are cracks in the ceiling!

by Tom, the podiatrist March 15, 2019

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Funky Berry

Refers to a being of immense swag. He has so much swag in fact that he must do "jazz hands" and vocally say it every so often just to release the built up swag. That is why he is a "berry" of sorts because of being filled with funky jazz juice and constantly about to burst.

"That dude is such a funky berry."

by Jeff with a Q June 16, 2018

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