Definitions by shamorie

Bum 

Kelly Jarvis, former Fuzzy's Taco Shop manager

Kelly Jarvis is a bum.

Bum by shamorie October 11, 2020

The Nebraskan Soybean 

The act of spitting in a penis hole and then profusely shitting on a semi-erect penis. You then must rip out a soybean from the ground and shove it up your arsehole in an effort to prematurely ejaculate.

I performed The Nebraskan Soybean on my step-sis yesterday and I cummed after an hour!

The Nebraskan Soybean by shamorie March 11, 2020

The Funky Carl

The Funky Carl the act of cumming in a gay man and then treating him to a five star dinner. After the dinner it is essential to immediately shove a tennis ball right up his arse and then shove a potato up your own arse. Finally, you MUST beat your meat to James Charles while calmly whispering, "Hump me like Sandusky" into a gay man's ear.

I did the Funky Carl last night with my buddy and now my arse is sore.

The Funky Carl by shamorie February 26, 2020