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Fultonite

A female hailing from Fulton, MD that tends to know way too much about disney princesses, and have a tendency to sneak water bottles of cheap vodka to Reservoir and River Hill High Schools in their rip-off Walmart purses (not tips12)
Most of them are nice girls but some of them tend to be cuckoo flyys. However some of them are stuck up beehotches with nothing but money on their minds and boys in their... well nevermind. (Also not Tips 12)
You can look for fultonites in the back of the turkey farm, the back of any truck on lime kiln road, or passed out face down in the Dunkin Donuts or High's parking lots... or Khatta's house.
by GMT July 29, 2008
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Louis Futon

A phony Louis Vuitton bag worn by girls trying to act rich.

(popularized in Broken Under Interrogation, a novel of urban decay)
That's not real miss, it's a Louis Futon!
by Robert McGillicuddy March 16, 2010
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Jyss-Fultonator

A lezbina machina. Also known as a homosexual mule with an attempt of backcombed blonde hair. She likes eggs.
Person A: Shutup you Jyss-Fultonator
Person B: Dont you call me a lezbian
by Gipo October 17, 2007
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futong

hot sxc gal with great prospects. gives you a good time. can lol around with you even though she has smelly feet. super chatty little slut with a bad reputation for stealing all da bois inda club bitchezz be hatin
futong the karati champion of aisan grammar school
by super cool hot galz October 26, 2012
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Futonlife

Origin: Ancient Oggithan
(foo-ton-lahyf) Noun.

The consistent choice of sleeping on a comfy, spacious futon over an 8ft tall lofted bed. (Synonyms: life, dormlife, chill)

*Note: Not to be confused with Futonfan, Futoncoitus, Lovesaclife.
My futonlife has flourished since I arrived at college.
by Futon4Life December 6, 2011
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Fukton

He has a Fukton of garbage in his front yard.
by J allen P 1231 August 2, 2018
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feltonisgreasy

a certain person on tiktok who goes with a name of "feltonisgreasy". Is known for not seeing daylight for two years straight and can be defined as a "social reject".
"Hey! do you know feltonisgreasy on tiktok? "Yeah she is a total failure and a disgrace to this world, you should block her."
by childe.is.fugly July 10, 2021
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