fool of a took

1. An insult proclaiming that the person called so is dumb, stupid, or unintellegent.

2) More than just a mere fool one who is VERY stupid. Fool of a TOOK.

Robert: 1 + 1= 5!!!
John: Actually...The correct answer to such an equation would be 2 (Two)
Robert:NO ITS NOT OMG YOU'RE SO RETATED
John:...Fool of a Took...

by Ace April 12, 2005

fool's errand

A special errand given to new employees.

The new lab technician was sent ten floors to the basement store to get a bucketful of benzene rings.
Storeman: What kind would you like? Ortho, Meta, Para?
Technician: Er, dunno.
Storeman: You need to go back upstairs and ask your boss...

by Kerb November 29, 2004

fool around

flirt between man and women, but they don't have the serious relation.

Rachel fool around with Ricky yesterday,just for fun.

by robby18 May 31, 2006

fool of a took

someone dumb and irresponsible

someone is a fool of a took if they leave their facebook logged in and another person hacks it

by sjtothemax September 10, 2011

Fool's Gold

The appearance of corn in your stool when you drop a deuce the day after eating said corn.

Dam Steve I didn't realize how much corn I ate at the BBQ yesterday. I pinched a loaf this morning and it was littered with fool's gold.

by Kazooo13 May 15, 2013

Fool's herpes

When you have a pimple on your mouth.

Bob: god damnit! I've got Fool's herpes on my mouth right before my date with Susie!

by my name is hammy August 26, 2017

Fool's Simp

A male who treats a female with the respect he would anyone else. Most commonly when their beliefs happen to align on the internet.

"Simp!" John said. "No," James said, "that's a fool's simp you moron!"

by AnWatermelon March 25, 2020