flower finger

After you secretly scratch your bare asshole you tell your friends how weird it is that your fingers smell like flowers. Then when they take a whiff, BAMO!, they get a first class sniff of what your ass smells like.

"Dude, thats weird, my fingers smell like flowers." "Really?" "yeah check it out."
"OH, DEAR GOD!!"

by Ross and Chiu May 14, 2005

fuck flower

someone who tells jokes that always needs explaining and even then aren't all that funny

Suzie quit being such a fuck flower

by fish cake ninja October 29, 2005

flover

Someone who is more than a friend and more than a lover

(coined by the creaters of dribbleglass.com)

Shawn and Samantha were best friends, but after a few drinks and some steamy sideways looks, they tumbled into bed and had the most amazing sex ever. Now they are best friends who make love on a regular basis. So therefore, they are eachother's flovers.

by Aquario6000 September 4, 2005

taking someone's flower

to take someone's virginity

taking someone's flower: He took my flower when I was 16

by dogluvr October 21, 2010

flowerectamy

the removal of a flower from your urethra

i have to have a flowerectamy

by killmeihavenolife December 25, 2009

Super flower blood moon eclipse

A ninjutsu where a bunch of roses compressed together the size of a moon cover the sun and the rose petals shoot out killing people and the moon made of roses absorbs the corpses blood. This jutsu takes dozens of Shinobi and nearly all of their chakra.

Ninja art, super flower blood moon eclipse jutsu!

by Zach7512 May 26, 2021

boppin my flopper

the act of self sexual stimulation. generally referring to male self sexual gratification.

“I better get to boppin my flopper before my parents get home”

by RyansInSpace October 30, 2021