Flobberweavel

1. A completely self adsorbed, egotistical, douche that lacks the essentials to have sex

2. A vibrating rotating sex toy

1. Tyler is a complete flobberweavel

2. Tyler used the flobberweavel on me and it was excellent

by Munchey October 9, 2011

flob out

Like slob out, only floppier

I did nothing all day but flob out.

by elviraX January 19, 2013

Floberdick

A flimsy drunk man who finds himself in a pompous state, while making derogatory statements toward women yet remaining un-intimidating.

The tapstress placed the out of control floberdick into submission by the constraints of his neck tie.

by The Drunken Panda December 16, 2013

Flabstract Art

A derogatory term for when a plus-size model poses nude.

The pictorial was supposed to be viewed as beautiful and courageous, but it was "largely" considered to be nothing more than Flabstract Art.

by Arnie Grape February 26, 2019

Flobgig

Flobgig is when you giggle when you're sick

"I just flobgigged at a TV show yesterday."

by Tijika May 8, 2019

Flobble

Kind of flubber like on a whale

This whale has Flobble!

by splatboy March 2, 2020

Flob

Flobbing is a word created by famous singer Adam Lambert. Flobbing is when you are drinking something with a straw while you are talking to someone and when you go in to take a sip without looking at your drink, you miss the straw. When this happens the straw usually pokes the side of your face or even your nose, which can be embarrassing for some.

Person: "Hey Adam, how did your date go? You didn't flob again, right?"

Adam: *sigh* " It was terrible. And yes, I flobbed AGAIN".

by Knowledgeable Soccer Gal July 18, 2020