Flesh Thermometer

When a man uses his penis to check if a woman is running a fever and is a few degrees warmer than normal.

My girlfriend said she felt like she was getting the flu, but instead of going to the doctor I just used my flesh thermometer to see if her temperature was high.

by habitual sassbox February 26, 2010

fleshlighter

A guy who uses the sex toy Fleshlight frequently and takes pride in doing so. He may just kick back and use it on his penis just as if he was masturbating, or he may set up a fuck station (AKA fleshlight mount) and pound the cum into it.

- Yo, man... I can't hide it anymore. I fucking love having sex with ladies but I also love having sex with my pocket vagina AKA the FLESHLIGHT!

- LOL, bro... you're such a fucking fleshlighter, yo!

by JessePinkmann November 14, 2013

Proud Flesh

The amount of penis protruding from the top when it is grasped with two hands like a baseball bat

You should always date a girl with small hands because it gives you more proud flesh

by John Phelan February 9, 2006

Fleshist

someone who is prejudice against certain types of flesh.

Chena wouldn't go out with that zombie because his flesh was falling off. She's such fleshist.

by DANGERUSS 357 November 24, 2010

flesh flute smoothie

a play on the phrase "fresh fruit smoothie", it simply refers to semen.

she likes the dirty talk, so i offered her some flesh flute smoothie...

by ravenflesh June 24, 2008

flesh cymballs

The noise made by two nut sacks slapping together. Usually happens when two men are fucking doggie style. Know to happen occasionally while playing water polo.

Sven: Oh god peter your ass is so tight tonight

Peter: I know Sven, I've been working out, but shut up and fuck me harder you animal.

Sven: MmmM okay I'll just listen to the flesh cymballs

by Stubs Magnificent July 6, 2008

Flesh Yarmulke

A typical phase in the progression of male pattern baldness in which a circular patch of exposed scalp makes it look as though a yarmulke is being worn.

Oh my god - check it out; that guy is donning the quintessential flesh yarmulke.

by Ocram April 28, 2003