Flabbergasting

When you are eating out a girl whilst she is on her period and you suck up the blood and spit it in her face.

It's called this because she will be utterly flabbergasted.

"I gave my wife a total flabbergasting last night. Should have seen her face."

by 666onyou June 8, 2021

Flabbergasted

Someone that is very high and enjoying themselves.

Bro, I’m so flabbergasted right now I’m in another universe.

George is so funny when he is flabbergasted.

by Itscalledbabypowder November 24, 2021

flabbergastering

when something flabbergasters you

OMG that smell is absolutely flabbergastering

by pseudonym9975 December 4, 2021

Flabbergast

a true pimp that slaps the fear into hoes

I’m gonna flabbergast your face

by nak nak January 14, 2022

Flabbergasted

When a bro is feeling some type of way

Johnny head made jimmy Flabbergasted till he nutted

by chargs February 1, 2022

Flabbergasted

Confused

I’m am so flabbergasted

by Hgikhgff December 24, 2021

Flabbergasphemously

When something does something Flabbergasphemously, it makes you flabbergasted.

The cat, flabbergasphemously, ran across the room.

by Dragoninja54 February 7, 2022