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Filed under “E”

Expression mostly used by uneducated Anglophones, meaning “dead”. Heard after a few beers, in conversations held in the presence of French Canadiens. It comes from “filed under “H”, for history”, but with the speaker unknowingly believing that French “histoire” is spelled “E-stoire”.
I fucked her so hard last night, that her cunt is filed under E.

She filed herself under E after dropping the hair-dryer in the tub.

Startled by the heavy truck traffic, the rich bitch’s pink poodle darted towards the road; it was filed under E upon arrival at the Vet's clinic.
by Pilot January 21, 2004
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alaskan firedragon

when a chick is giving a guy a blowjob, and he cums unexpectedly and plugs her mouth up with his hand and then says something like "i have syphilis" and she gets sick and spews it all out her nose.
Don't date billy, i was sucking him off and he gave me an alaskan firedragon.
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The act of shitting in a condom and freezing it then using it as a dildo while the girl Is blowing you at the same time then when your about to ejaculate you stick your dick in her throat so that its comes out of her nose like a firedragon while at the same time

Getting a blumpkin on a fold able cough outside in new york
Dude I just your girlfriend an american blumpkin alaskin pipeline firedragon mexican hot pocket with you parents at the same time!!
by papajewww September 29, 2010
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fired

To break up with, divorce, get out of a relationship.
My girl fired me after she caught me with her sister!
I had to fire my girl when I found out she was a man.
by D0c April 16, 2006
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you're fired

A term coined by Donald Trump on his show "The Apprentice" even though bosses used it all the time before. Now anyone who watched five minutes of it thinks it's THE ABSOLUTE SHIT and uses it to say "YOU SUCK!" or "LOSER!" or something of the sort.
You're fired!
You suck!
Loser!
by jewpoints September 23, 2004
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Fired up

to be coked out of your face, to the point where you can only wide-eyed shake your head at your friends, smoke another newport and just keep repeating the phrase..."I'm fuckin' fired up bro"
"Bro...I did way too much blow, I'm fuckin' fired up"
by Eam January 4, 2007
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You're fired

What is Joe Biden going to tell Donald Trump after the inauguration.
Joe Biden to Donald Trump after the inauguration: "You're fired."
by AgedMilk November 12, 2020
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