Fistery

When you have no clue who's fist is inside of you.

Alexa wore a blindfold to the orgy, she had no idea who's fist was in her ass... it was a complete fistery?

by antiqueroadshow April 15, 2023

Douche Fished

The act of a man representing himself as boyfriend material, to get a girl into bed on the first date.

Hey Lauren, How was your Tinder Date?
It was awesome! But two days later I found out he just wanted me for sex.

I totally got Douche Fished.

by DoucheHaters May 25, 2015

death-fished

When a narcissistic person fakes their own death with the help of their family and friends, in lieu of breaking up with someone.

"Did you hear that Paul lied about his untimely death because he thinks he is sick and didn't want his girfriend to witness his decline.? She was totally "death-fished"

by xxkookie70 June 4, 2017

Dirty Fished

Term used when you come across a nasty, smelly, unkempt vagina.

After we went to the bar last night I went to that girls house, and ended up getting dirty fished.

by tict0c January 14, 2019

queerson fister

Queerson fister is a ex nfl quarterback who played for the Cincinnati Bengals Oakland raiders and Arizona cardinals he got his name from fisting former coaches in the showers

Queerson fister was seen fisting Hugh Jackson in the shower and screaming I'm worth 12 first round draft picks !!

by BIG HEAD TED December 5, 2022

Mister Fister

one of the more prolific gay bars of the west hollywood, california area

ted had a tshirt that read: "I got my funny button tickled at Mister Fister"

by teresa strasser April 9, 2008

Fisterbating

The act of masturbating while fist pumping.

Bill: What do you think those douchebags from "Jersey Shore" do when no one's around watching them?

Ted: Probably sit in front of a mirror, looking at themselves, fisterbating to awful techno music.

by JKyleM22 February 24, 2011