Firesexual

A cult that brings the sass and fire. They also scream for our leaders lesbian shoulders.

"LETS GO FIRESEXUALS! LETS GO!"

by Queer.kiind June 2, 2020

Throat-Fuck Fiesta

A term that has become ubiquitous among young adults to indicate a rapid succession of blow jobs. I.e. mentioning you have lockjaw from giving hundreds of blows jobs means that you probably attended a throat-fuck fiesta

Synonyms: blowjob gangbang

A: "There's got to be a term for why I have, like, SUCH BAD lockjaw right now"
B: "Like that blowjob gangbang you attended last night?"
A: "Well, I don't want to sound too casual about it..."
B: "A throat-fuck fiesta?!"
A: "...."
B: "What, you don't like parties?"

by eskimobrothers December 7, 2014

Fourth and inches, can I get a first down?

When the pic is very close to the titties so u want her to send nudes

*sends bra pic*
Guy: “Fourth and inches, can I get a first down?”

by scg902 December 22, 2018

your balls smell like my grandma on the 764th day of watching the first superbowl on a red couch

a sentence no one has ever uttered except me. why i have ever thought of this is beyond me. help me. help us. you are the only other person to ever see this. except for the poor soul who reviews this.

also nice dick bro

it wont

your balls smell like my grandma on the 764th day of watching the first superbowl on a red couch

by Random schoolkid June 26, 2021

Firesuit

The protective suit that NASCAR drivers wear that keeps their balls from being burned.

Why does Kevin Harvick's wife wear the firesuit in the family when she has no balls?

by Nascarfan75 July 12, 2010

diarrhea firestorm

An especially violent and burning eruption of diarrhea.

Shaggy considered that it was probably his seventh beef-and-bean burrito that was to blame for the diarrhea firestorm he suffered in the Mystery Machine on the way back from Tijuana.

by Buford T. Pusser September 17, 2006

First World problems

First world problems-When you already have a substantial amount of what you Need , yet you complain about the quailty and the type you Want.

"My daddy bought me a car today !!!! . It's not the Mercedes I really wanted but at least it's something :-//// " #first world problems

by Sweetesthoney49 May 12, 2014