After Sara turned out to be a bitch and he realized Heather was a gold-digging whore, Al stayed home, glumly fiddling the ferret to porn he found on imagefap.
by Blenderhead91 September 7, 2010
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AKA Irritable Bowel Syndrome.
AKA Irritable Bowel Syndrome.
I must've picked up that The Stand virus cuz that damned ass ferret is doing his step aerobics today...
by Olive Thomas July 28, 2005
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by German Poodle May 14, 2005
Get the ferret flap mug.A state of extreme disorientation caused by an excessive number of choices or stimuli. Coined by Pete Abrams in the early years of the webcomic, Sluggy Freelance; specifically in reference to the character, Kiki, and her tendency to enter a catatonic state when faced with a large number of 'shiny' things.
When we went to the arcade Mike had a major case of ferret shock; we ended up having to drop him off at the book store.
by FeO2 May 12, 2011
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Fertel....jeez
by SaraBF May 24, 2009
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Lying in hammocks all day. Running around with your head in potato chip bags. Tunnel through couches in search of the perfect napping/hiding place. Hoarding shiny objects, shiny things make everyone happy.
And in having the utmost respect and admiration for redheads.
Lying in hammocks all day. Running around with your head in potato chip bags. Tunnel through couches in search of the perfect napping/hiding place. Hoarding shiny objects, shiny things make everyone happy.
And in having the utmost respect and admiration for redheads.
by RedheadVB February 26, 2011
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