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fiddling the ferret

To masturbate. To stroke one's own penis. To jerk off.
After Sara turned out to be a bitch and he realized Heather was a gold-digging whore, Al stayed home, glumly fiddling the ferret to porn he found on imagefap.
by Blenderhead91 September 7, 2010
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ass ferret

The agry mischievous creature that burrows deep within your lower colon, causing much discomfort and kicking out a lot of loose debris.

AKA Irritable Bowel Syndrome.
I must've picked up that The Stand virus cuz that damned ass ferret is doing his step aerobics today...
by Olive Thomas July 28, 2005
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ferret flap

Ferret flap is another word for vagina...especially hairy ones.
by German Poodle May 14, 2005
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ferret shock

A state of extreme disorientation caused by an excessive number of choices or stimuli. Coined by Pete Abrams in the early years of the webcomic, Sluggy Freelance; specifically in reference to the character, Kiki, and her tendency to enter a catatonic state when faced with a large number of 'shiny' things.
When we went to the arcade Mike had a major case of ferret shock; we ended up having to drop him off at the book store.
by FeO2 May 12, 2011
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Fertel

"Jewish (eastern Ashkenazic): nickname from Yiddish fertl ‘a quarter’; perhaps applied to a very small person."
Fertel....jeez
by SaraBF May 24, 2009
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Ferretology

The belief(religion) in the ferret way of life.

Lying in hammocks all day. Running around with your head in potato chip bags. Tunnel through couches in search of the perfect napping/hiding place. Hoarding shiny objects, shiny things make everyone happy.

And in having the utmost respect and admiration for redheads.
Man, ever since I switched over to Ferretology my life has been so much happier.
by RedheadVB February 26, 2011
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A Ferryland Dog

A Ferryland Dog is a multi hooked jigger used for hauling in sea birds after they have been shot
the water was too rough to send in our Labrador Retriever so we had to use a Ferryland Dog to haul in the birds we shot
by Ferryland dog October 8, 2009
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